How To Make Emotional Soup

Spring Break is nearly here, and what better way to kick it off than with a good meal? Luckily, I found some time to make this sadistic little master piece.

The screen opens to a boiling pot of what appears to be steamy boiling soup. Then two tentacles rise up behind the pot followed by the dark emotion himself rising up with his wicked grin.

Spite: Good evening kiddies! Welcome to my favorite show, cooking with Spite! Today I’ll be cooking a home favorite, Emotional Soup! First we need hot boiling water, already got that covered as you can see, and add a little acid mix as well. (Adds acid mix and water turns green) This way it has an extra zip. Don’t add too much though, it’ll burn your mouth! (Laughs hysterically) Next, we add two little mind workers, I just picked these little munchkins up last night!

Mind Worker 1: (panicking) please, don’t drop us in there!

Spite: You mean in this boiling pot?

Mind Worker 2: (crying) Yes! Let us go please!

Spite: Hmm, let you go…Okay! (Drops them all in, hearing their screams). Next add in imaginary friends! Sadly Bing Bong won’t be joining us today, since he’s forgotten and all.  But not too worry, we got the 2 next best things! First up, Rainbow Unicorn, top notch actress isn’t she? (Rainbow unicorn neighs nervously) No need for words dear I wouldn’t understand you anyway! (Drops her in, hearing her screech) Next up on the imaginary ingredients, Riley’s imaginary boyfriend!

Imaginary Boyfriend: (looks Spite in the eyes) I would die for Riley!

Spite: No kidding! (Drops Imaginary Boyfriend in who screams like a little girl)  And of course the most important ingredients of all. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, the five main emotions themselves! (brings them out with all four of his tentacles as they struggle to break free)

Anger: Let us go or your dead meat you freak!

Disgust: If you put us down, I am calling a lawyer!

Fear: (panicking hysterically) Please don’t boil us alive I beg of you!

Sadness: Your sadism makes me sad (cries).

Joy: Spite don’t so this, Riley needs us!

Spite: And you heard them folks, those are their final words! Bye bye friends! (Drops all five in without further delay) And now we stir it real good. (Stirs with a wooden rod) And viola, Emotional Soup! (Takes out a ladle and scoops some out and takes a sip, sparking a grimace smile and his orange eyes start glowing ominously) Would you like some? It’s really tasty (lets out an unsettling chuckle as the screen fades).

Ending credits theme: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YREhVv…